“Been looking for love in Alderaan places?”

We invite you to join us a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away with acclaimed fandom theatre troupe Geekenders, who are concentrating their usual pop culture theatre, comedy and burlesque into a glittering, playfully sensual two-act reboot of a sci-fi classic with an out-of-this world, re-vamped re-boot of their smash hit production A NUDE HOPE: A SCI-FI BURLESQUE ADVENTURE. Audience costumes welcome - and very much encouraged!

BUY YOUR TICKETS SOON! The original production of this show saw 2,000 audience members in four days, with hundreds turned away at the door!

Friday, May 3
Doors 7:00 pm | Show 8:00 pm
Advance tickets $25 | $30 at the door

*Must be 19+ w/ID for entry and bar service. Sorry, Rio Theatre Groupons and passes not accepted for this event.

Featuring a cast of seventeen of Geekenders all-star nerdlesque performers, the event and theatre troupe is pulling out all the stops to ensure a memorable, sexy, nerd-herding night for geeks of all types. Geekenders brings back the first instalment of their epic burlesque adventure trilogy, as seen on Chris Hardwick’s @midnight, with a Vegas-style spectacular that combines striptease, comedy, dance, showponies, vaudeville, nostalgia, and space.

Disclaimer: This is a parody production. We are in no way associated with Lucasfilm or Disney.

Geekenders and The Rio Theatre are safe and inclusive environments.

Starring
Draco Muff-Boi as Luke Skywalker
Veronica Vamp as Darth Vader
Jayne Fondue as Princess Leia Organa
Stephen Blakley as Han Solo
Trixie Hobbitses as Chewbacca
Jojo Balestra as Obi-Wan Kenobi
Rocket Sauce as C3PO
Kitty Glitter as R2D2
Tater Thot as Grand Moff Tarkin

With the Storm Troopers
Miss Bacon N Legs
Ginger Femmecat
Sasja Smolders

Featuring
Jaspurr Moans Curly Bright
Effie Alexandra
Bella De Colletage

Here's what the media has had to say about other Geekenders spectaculars:

"With the use of huge puppets, beautiful human x-wings and tie fighters, and explosions of confetti, this was both mind-blowing and epic. I am waiting impatiently for the return of fabulous dancing and singing, more (and better than our) puns, and tons of nostalgia and fandom with a cast that includes sexy appearances from Chewbacca, Darth, Han, R2D2, Luke, and many more, all crafting an impressive two-act adaptation of this classic cinematic masterpiece." (Living Myth Magazine on “A Nude Hope”)

"From a not so scary Darth Vader, to a yummy Lando Calrissian, a swaggering braggadocio Han and independent Leia, athletic Yoda, a Justin Bieber Luke Skywalker to the awesomely cute pair of a rollerblading R2D2 and C3PO, and oh those Stormtroopers troops, this is a Star Wars cos-player's fantasy dream." (Live Vancouver on “The Empire Strips Back”)

"Not only did The Wizard of Bras provide a rousing burlesque show, but through the use of innuendo, satire, and social commentary, Geekenders delivered a unique performance that appeals to a range of audiences." (The Peak)

"Empire Strips Back is an ambitious, riotous, scandalous production that shows just how powerful a small group of dedicated people can be." (Living Myth Magazine on “The Empire Strips Back”)

Disclaimer: This is a parody production. We are in no way associated with Lucasfilm or Disney.