"It's the end of the world as we know it... And I (still) feel fine."

It's President Donald Trump vs. Vice President Joe Biden in the Ultimate Showcase Showdown: The 2020 US Presidential Election.

Can you believe it's been four (?!) got-damned years since we last did this at the Rio Theatre?

TRUTH: Neither can we. Remember all those pantsuits? Le grande sigh... Seems quaint now, n'est-ce pas?

Now, on Tuesday, November 3, you could stay home and curled up on the floor, fetal-like, as you listen to the news and rock yourself back and forth whimpering, "Khaaaaaan!" to no one in particular.

Or, you can drown your sorrows* with us, our big screen, a comprehensive yet unassuming bar, and all your favourites from the gang over at CNN. LIVE.... AND SOCIALLY DISTANCED!!!

*But chances are, they'll learn to swim. If they haven't already.

Tuesday, November 3
Doors 6:00 pm

Reserve your spot for the low, low price of just $8. Admission at the door is also $8. First come, first served.

*Must be 19+ w/ID for bar entry and bar service.
**Viewer discretion is advised. This could get U.G.L.Y.

Due to Covid 19 restrictions, this party can't go too late (unlike 2016!). We thank you for your understanding.