Helvetica Productions is once again proud to present Tits the Season! at the Rio Theatre on Saturday, December 9!

Proving that there’s no business like snow business, Helvetica Productions is back with a third installment of Vancouver’s naughtiest and nicest new holiday tradition: Tits the Season!

Come make a holidate with this over-the-top festive extravaganza featuring drag, burlesque, circus, and variety performers from Vancouver and beyond. The bow on top of this holiday present is that the show will be headlined by the camp queen who will make you scream (with holiday delight) — Jaymes Mansfield from RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 8! This holiday spectacular is sure to keep you warmer than a cup of mulled wine. So, meet us under the mistletoe, Yule definitely be entertained!

Saturday, December 9 - TWO SHOWS!

Late Show
Doors 9:00 pm | Show 10:00 pm *Start time subject to change. Please arrive on time.
Snowbells — General Admission $40 + s/c
Snowballers — Best seats in the house! $55 + s/c
Snow Angels — $75 + s/c
(Meet + Greet photo opportunity with Jaymes. Go home with a VIP swag bag full of holiday presents for yourself, including a signed photo from Jaymes Mansfield!)

Limited VIP tickets available — frost come, frost served!

Featuring:
Indigo Blue
Jessabelle Thunder
Quantum Roller Duo
Vixen Von Flex
Helvetica’s Follies
Brent Ray Fraser
Ariel Helvetica
Lynx Chase
Charlotte Strudel
Kara Juku

Stage Panther Crew: Levi Thrust, Holly Graphic + Apple Bottom Jean
Hosted by: Miss Kiss

Stage Panther Crew: Levi Thrust, Holly Graphic + Apple Bottom Jean
Hosted by: Miss Kiss

Cast subject to change.

About Helvetica Productions:
With more than a decade of experience under her G-String, Ariel Helvetica is everyone’s type. She has boldly crossed the globe (and uncrossed her legs) in some of the top burlesque shows across Europe, Canada, and the USA. With her unique blend of glamour, cheese, and stratospheric high-kicks, this purveyor of Tits and Teeth has received many accolades, including performing twice at the Burlesque Hall of Fame, as well as being named one of 21st Century Burlesque Magazine’s Most Influential Performers.

Underlining her performance bonafides, Ariel is also the Assistant Director of the Vancouver Burlesque Company, and in late 2021 she combined her burlesque prowess and showbiz moxie to create Helvetica Productions, which debuted with two sold-out shows of the holiday smash Tits the Season.