Seinfeld Burlesque

Seinfeld Burlesque

8:00pm - Friday, Jan 19, 2024

The cat –mrrreeeooowww– is out of the bag! Worlds collide in the best way, with Clare Voyeur Presents - Seinfeld Burlesque! This hit show is back for another run and it’s better than ever! Enjoy a hilarious, bizarro night of dance performances (and partial nudity) from more of your favorite characters from the TV show.

We just blew your mind!

This is more than just Elaine’s full-body dry heave set to music. Jerry gets dirty, George lets loose and Kramer well, yada, yada, yada. More plot twists too hot for TV! Bring your schmoopie, or your friends, and find out if they’re real and they’re spectacular.

These tickets will sell out faster than the sponge! Giddyup!!

Friday, January 19
Doors at 7:00 PM | Show at 8:00 PM *Sharp. Please arrive on time.

Advance Early Bird Tickets $25+ s/c (Limited Number Available until December 1!)
General Admission Tickets (Main Floor Assigned / GA Balcony) $30 + s/c | $35 at the door
VIP Experience (Priority seating rows 1-5) $50+ s/c

Clare Voyeur as Jerry
Dandy as Kramer
Dolly Dynamite as Elaine
Ryan Goshling as George

Also featuring:
Arabella Boop
Clara Can Can
Ginger Femmecat
Glory S Gamms

and Lady Blanche Bouvier as your favourite guest characters!

*Must be 19+ w/ID for entry and bar service.
*Sorry, Rio Theatre Groupons and passes n/a for this event.
*Online ticket sales end an hour before showtime. Unless otherwise noted, tickets can also be purchased at the box office prior to showtime.
*We encourage guests to arrive at least 30-45 minutes prior to showtime to ensure great seats - and time for treats at concession!
*All Rio Theatre tickets are final sale.

Balcony Admission

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Assigned Seating

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Seating Arrangement

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