Helvetica Productions is once again proud to present Tits the Season! at the Rio Theatre on Saturday, December 14!

Proving that there’s no business like snow business, Helvetica Productions is back with a fourth installment of Vancouver’s naughtiest and nicest new holiday tradition: Tits the Season!

Come make a holidate with this over-the-top festive extravaganza featuring drag, burlesque, circus, and variety performers from Vancouver and beyond. The bow on top of this holiday present is that the show will be headlined by an iconic King - global sensation Landon Cider, Winner of The Boulet Brothers’ Dragula!

This holiday spectacular is sure to keep you Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree and warmer than a cup of mulled wine! So, meet us under the mistletoe, Yule definitely be entertained!

Saturday, December 14
Early Show
Doors 5:00 pm | Show 6:00 pm *Start time subject to change. Please arrive on time.

Snowbells $40+ s/c
(Rows K-O and Balcony)

Snowballers $55+ s/c
(Rows F-J)

Snow Angels VIP $75+ s/c (Rows A-E / Includes swag bag full of holiday presents, including a signed photo from Landon Cider.)
Limited VIP tickets available — frost come, frost served!

Headliner: Landon Cider

Batty Banks
Ariel Helvetica and Chelsea Hart
Elektra + The Soul Star
Monday Blues
Skim
Arabella Boop
Helvetica’s Follies
Misty Blue
VBC’s Fatlesque

Hosted by: Miss Kiss

And more TBA! Full cast announcements coming soon — so hold onto your (Santa) hats until then!

Cast subject to change.

Proudly sponsored by ShoeFreaks.ca

About Helvetica Productions:

With more than a decade of experience under her G-String, Ariel Helvetica is everyone’s type. She has boldly crossed the globe (and uncrossed her legs) in some of the top burlesque shows across Europe, Canada, and the USA. With her unique blend of glamour, cheese, and stratospheric high-kicks, this purveyor of Tits and Teeth has received many accolades, including performing twice at the Burlesque Hall of Fame, as well as being named one of 21st Century Burlesque Magazine’s Most Influential Performers.

Underlining her performance bonafides, Ariel is also the Assistant Director of the Vancouver Burlesque Company, and in late 2021 she combined her burlesque prowess and showbiz moxie to create Helvetica Productions, which debuted with two sold-out shows of the holiday smash Tits the Season.