The Geekenders and Kitty Glitter are proud to bring "Lord of the Schwings: A Tolkien Burlesque Night" to The Rio Theatre stage this summer! A silly, sexy evening filled with all your favourite Hobbits, Elves, Wizards, and Creatures. The fires of Mount Doom aren't nearly as hot as they are! This will definitely be a night to remember.

Doors 7:00 pm | Show 8:00 pm

Tickets $20 in advance, $25 at the door

*Must be 18+ w/ID for entry (19+ for bar service).
**Sorry, no Groupons or passes accepted for this event.

There will be a costume contest with lots of fun prizes! Anyone who needs a costume or wig can check out our sponsors Boo La La Costumes -www.boolalacostumes.com - and get 20% off (if you have tickets).

Starring:
KITTY GLITTER!
POUTINA TURNER!
TRIXIE HOBBITSES!
DRACO MUFF-BOI!
SEAMUS FIT-IT-IN!
ANDREW LYNCH!
NEVILLE POWERBOTTOM!
JAYNE FONDUE!
SASJA SMOLDERS!
GINGER FEMMECAT!
TWERK DE SOLEIL!
JACOB WOIKE!
RILEY QUALTIERI!
and many, many more ...