The Geekenders and Kitty Glitter are proud to bring back "Lord of the Schwings: A Tolkien Burlesque Night" to The Rio Theatre stage on January 5. This is a silly, sexy evening filled with all your favourite Hobbits, Elves, Wizards, and Creatures. The fires of Mount Doom aren't nearly as hot as they are! This will definitely be a night to remember.

Audience costumes welcome and very much encouraged - hello, costume contest! Raffle prizes and LOTR merch will be on sale, too..`

Friday, January 5
Doors 7:00 pm | Show 8:00 pm

Tickets $20 in advance | $25 at the door

*Must be 18+ w/ID for entry (19+ for bar service).
**Sorry, no regular Rio Theatre Groupons or passes accepted for this event.

Starring:

Poutina Turner
Kitty Glitter
Vixen von Flex
Trixie Hobbitses
Sasja Smolders
Lola Loops
Jayne Fondue
Draco Muff-Boi
Ginger Femmecat
Trixie Hobbitses
Effie Alexandra
Jared Arthur
Infinity Stone
Andrew Lynch
Neville Powerbottom
Cruella de Vine
Stephen Blakely
Graeme Thompson
AND MORE!