“Been looking for love in Alderaan places?”

We invite you to join us a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away with acclaimed fandom theatre troupe Geekenders, who are concentrating their usual pop culture theatre, comedy and burlesque into a glittering, playfully sensual two-act reboot of a sci-fi classic.
"A Nude Hope: A Sci-Fi Burlesque Adventure."

Friday, March 23
Doors 7:00 pm | Show 8:00 pm
This event is now SOLD OUT
Rush tickets may be available at the door immefiately prior to show time. Subject to availability. First come, first served. ($30 at the door)

*Must be 18+ w/ID for entry. Must be 19+ w/ID for bar service. Sorry, Rio Theatre Groupons and passes not accepted for this event.

Featuring a cast of seventeen of Geekenders all-star nerdlesque performers, the event and theatre troupe is pulling out all the stops to ensure a memorable, sexy, nerd-herding night for geeks of all types. Geekenders brings back the first instalment of their epic burlesque adventure trilogy, as seen on Chris Hardwick's @midnight, with a Vegas-style spectacular that combines striptease, comedy, dance, showgirls, vaudeville, nostalgia, and space.

Starring:
Draco Muff-Boi as Luke Skywalker
Veronica Vamp as Darth Vader
Jayne Fondue as Princess Leia Organa
Stephen Blakley as Han Solo
Trixie Hobbitses as Chewbacca
Jared Arthur as Obi-Wan Kenobi
Grand Johnson as C3PO
Kitty Glitter as R2D2
Rocket Sauce as Grand Moff Tarkin

With the Storm Troopers:
Miss Bacon N. Legs
Ginger Femmecat
Jessica Grab-It

Featuring:
Tyler Bourbon
Bella De Colletage
Cruella De Vine

Here's what the media has had to say about other Geekenders spectaculars:

"With the use of huge puppets, beautiful human x-wings and tie fighters, and explosions of confetti, this was both mind-blowing and epic. I am waiting impatiently for the return of fabulous dancing and singing, more (and better than our) puns, and tons of nostalgia and fandom with a cast that includes sexy appearances from Chewbacca, Darth, Han, R2D2, Luke, and many more, all crafting an impressive two-act adaptation of this classic cinematic masterpiece." (Living Myth Magazine on “A Nude Hope”)

"From a not so scary Darth Vader, to a yummy Lando Calrissian, a swaggering braggadocio Han and independent Leia, athletic Yoda, a Justin Bieber Luke Skywalker to the awesomely cute pair of a rollerblading R2D2 and C3PO, and oh those Stormtroopers troops, this is a Star Wars cos-player's fantasy dream." (Live Vancouver on “The Empire Strips Back”)

"Not only did The Wizard of Bras provide a rousing burlesque show, but through the use of innuendo, satire, and social commentary, Geekenders delivered a unique performance that appeals to a range of audiences." (The Peak)

"Empire Strips Back is an ambitious, riotous, scandalous production that shows just how powerful a small group of dedicated people can be." (Living Myth Magazine on “The Empire Strips Back”)

Disclaimer: This is a parody production. We are in no way associated with Lucasfilm or Disney.